Monday, 24 November 2008
Saturday, 15 November 2008
Kids nowadays…don’t know what are they thinking…haih…
Tuesday, 11 November 2008
What is the purpose of a P H O N E ?
To shorten the distance between human.
To communicate with someone far away.
To keep in touch with your family, your love, your friends.
Even though they are thousand miles away, but you still manage to talk to him as if he is just standing beside you through the tiny little holes – the receiver and transmitter.
With the technology, it is now getting smaller, advance with more function, and now we have mobile phone and we can talk anywhere, anytime.
So, now…. The question is…since there is such a great invention more than 100 years ago….
Why must you speak so loud on your phone on the bus?
Is your friend that far away till he can’t hear you?
The bus is moving, so the momentum and inertial force you to speak louder?
You worry that you are getting further from your friend because the bus is moving?
C E L A K A ! Come on lar...That’s a phone lar wei kawan....
Hey boy...Listen to me...If you don’t know how to fully utilize the phone...
Next time horr.....write your friend a
L E T T E R...
old school is G O O D
Thursday, 6 November 2008
Have you ever imagine what will happen….
When a biker pass by the bus stop, you s e p a k kasi dia?
When someone bend down to tie their shoe, sepak kasi b u n t u t dia?
When a couple kissing, you move forward and ask bolehkah I j o i n ?
When a person listening to the Ipod, you take off one side of his earphone and ask: can I k o n g s i dengan you?
When a child crying for no reason, you tampar kasi dia, then turn to his mother and say: you are w e l c o m e .
When parents scolding the child too loudly and rude, you tampar kasi dia, then turn to the kids and say: call me s u p e r m a n .
When you waited the bus for too long, you just stand in the middle of the road, stop a car, tell the drive: I’m a cops, I have to borrow your car now, I’ll give you a 好 市 民 獎 (good citizen award) when I return you the car.
When you saw a very pretty girl, you walk towards her, and say: My name is B o n g , Jam Bong.
When a bus is late from the time it should be there, once you get up to the bus, then shout at him: You don’t have a w a t c h ar? Bodoh!